LAGE RAHO VIGYAN KE ABHYAN MEIN......1 OF MA BEST WRITTEN SCRIPTS

NARRATORS: MUNNA BHAI AND CIRCUIT

NARRATION:-

MUNNABHAI: KYAA RE CIRCUIT AAJ KAL APUN BAHUT BORE HO RAYLA HAI……VO APNA MAMU…..KAUN RE VO….HIRANI MAMU……USKO FONE TO LAGA…….POOCH……..KOI NAYA FILIM VILIM HAI KYAA…??

CIRCUIT: BHAI TU TENSION KYON LETA HAI…MAIN HAI NAA…RUK….
(OVA DA FONE)……HELLO MAMU…….HIRANI…….KYAA RE TERE KO BAHUT MASTI AAYE HAI KYAA…….BHAI IDHAR BORE HO RAHLE HAI
KUCH NAYA PICTURE KA SOCH HAI…….KEE APUN TERI HEE FILIM UTARE
…….HAAN…..HAAN…..HAAN THEEK HAI……..KITNA KHOKA DEGA
ARRE PETI KA JAMANA GAYA…….ABHEE BHAI HIT HO GAYLA HAI…TU BHEE TO SOLID KAMAYA NAA MAMU……..ACHAA VO SAB CHOD…..
FILM KA NAM KYAA SOCHELA HAI???????.....KYAA….THEK HAI
MAIN BHAI SE BAAT KARTA HOON……..FIR DEKHTE HAI….CHAL RAKHTA HOON………..TATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUNNA: ABE AE CIRCUIT……..POORI LOV STORY FONE PE HI KAHEGA...YAA…….KUCH MERE SAMNE BHEE BHAOKEGAA

CIRCUIT: BAHI TU TENSION KYON LETA HAI……VO MAMU NAYEE FILIM BANA RAHA HAI………NAAM HAI LAGE RAHO VIGYAN KE ABHYAN MEIN.

MUNNA: AILAA CIRCUIT YE KYAA NAAM HAI……..SALA APUN KO MBBS HAJAM NAHIN HUA……..TU FIRSE VIGYAN MAT SIKHA RE

CIRCUIT : ARRE BHAI…..TU POORI BAT SUNE BINA HEE GHODA DABA DETA HAI………PEHLE STORY TO SUN LE……..CHAL BHAI TUJE EK TRAILOR DIKHATA HOON………





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SCENE I: ANDHSHRADHA IN VILLAGE

RAMDHAR: (TO HIS FRIEND KESHU) ARRE KESHU….KA KAROON KUCH SAMAJ MAA NAHIN AAVA RAHA……..MUNNI KEE MAA…..PECHLAE 5 SAALON SE PUTR KO JANAM HI NAHIN DA PAA RAHI HAI……HAR SAAL LADKI HI HOTE HAI…….PATA NAHIN HAMRA VANSH AAGE KAISN BADHEGA……..PARESHAN HO GAYA HOON 4 BETIYON KA BOJ SAMBHALTE HUEEEE

KESHU: AREE RAMDHARVA…….TU KAHE CHINTA KAR RAHA HAI
PADOS KE GAON CHAMPARAN MEIN BADE HEE MAHAN BABA..
BABA CHAMAN BANGALEE…….AASAN LAGA KE BAITHE HAIN
TU EK KAAM KAR UNKE PAAS JAA……..VO TERI SAMASYA KAA SAMADHAN ZAROOR KARENGE.

RAMDHAR: PAR YE BABA MERI SAMASYA KA HAL TO NIKALENGE NAA

KESHU: TU HAL KE BAAT KARTA HAI…….BABA KE AASHIRVAD MEIN ITNI TAKAT HAI KII…….DIN MEIN CHAND AUR RAAT MEIN SURAJ UGVA DE
SAMJA…….TU KAHE TO MAIN TERE SATH AATA HOON……PAGLA

RAMDHAR: THEEK HAI AUR KOI RASTA BHEE TO NAHIN HAI.

(AT BABA’S PLACE)

(SHOW SOME PEOPLE…….GOIN MAD…….IN DHYAAN…WAITIN FOR BABA TO COME…….WEN BABA COMES ND HITS BROOM ON THEIR HEAD THEY GET ALRITE……….)

BABA’S CHAMCHA 1: ARRE ALA RE BABA ALLA…….. ALA RE BABA ALLA
KARNE SABKI ZINGAGI MEIN UJALA……. ALA RE BABA ALLA

BABA’S CHAMCHA 2: BOLO BABA BANGALEE KEE JAI…..KEE JAI…KI JAI

(BABA SITS ON HIS AASAN……….)

BABA (TO CHAMCHA 1): BACHA PELE BHAKT KO ANDAR BHEJO

BHAKT 1: BABA…….MERA HAATH DEKH KE BATAO MERA KYAA HOGA

BABA: BACHAA……..BAAT FUTURE KEE HAI ISLIYE …..DIL SE SOLUTION DETA HOON………1000 RUPYA HAI…….BAHAR DESH JAA KE JAAP KARONGA…….TERI KISMAT CHAMAK JAYEGII BACHAA

BHAKT 1: NAHIN………..

BABA: PAANCH SAU

BHAKT 1: NAHIN

BABA: SAU

BHAKT 1: NAHIN

BABA: SAU BHEE NAHIN…….KITNA HAI……..

BHAKT 1: SAVA 12 RUPYA……..DOOON……..

BABA: JAO……..JAO……TUMHARA TO BHAGWAN BHEE KUCH NAHIN KAR SAKTAA…….AMMMMMMMHHHHHH……..ALAKH NIRANJAN…..BACHA DOOSRE BHAKT KO BHEJO

KESHU: BABA BANGALEE KEEEEE……..JAIIII (TOUCHES HIS FEET)….ARRE RAMDHAR PAU CHUU BABA KE…… (RAMDHAR ALSO TOUCHES HIS FEET)
BABA YE MERA DOST HAI …….ISKO EK TAKLIF HAI

BABA: BOL BACHA……..TUJE KYA CHINTA HAI…….BABA USKA SAMADHAN KAREGA……PUTR PRAPTEE…….PREM VIVAH……VASHEKARAN………BOL BACHA BO TUJE KYAA CHAHIYE

RAMDHAR: BABA MERI BIWI KO PUTR KA SAUBHAGYA KAB NASEEB HOGA BATA DIJIYE NAA……CHAR BETIYON KAA BOJ DHOTE DHOTE THAK GAYA HOON……..MERA VANSH AAGE KAISE BADHEGA…….

BABA: DAR MAT BACHA…….MUJHE SAB DIKHAI DE RAHA HAI…..TERA BHAGYA BADALNE WALA HAI……VO AA RAHA HAI……..TERI KISMAT BADALNE VALA SITARA AA RAHA HAI…………….PAR

RAMDHAR: PAR KYAA BABA……….???????????

BABA: EK ADCHAN HAI………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAMDHAR: KAISI ADCHAN………BABA………..??????????????

BABA: BACHA TUMHARA RAHU TUMHARE KETU KE SIR PE BAITH KE….TUMHARE SHANI KE SAATH MILKE……BAHUT BADA TAANDAV KAR RAHA HAI………

RAMDHAR: BABA………ISKA KOI UPAAY………??????????????

BABA: MAHAYAGNA………MAHAYAGNYA………AUR KYAA

RAMDHAR: THEEK HAI BABA…….KARIYE MAHAYAGYNA

BABA: ALAKH NIRANJAN…….BACHA…….2000 RUPYA DE……POOJA KE LIYE……….ALAKH NIRANJAN

RAMDHAR: THEEK HAI BABA………BABA BANGALEE KEE JAI…THEEK HAI BABA TO MAIN JAATA HOON…….(CHAMCHA STOPS HIM….)

CHAMCHA 1: KAHAN CHAL DIYE…….FOKAT MEIN HEE DARSHAN BHEE KAR LIYE…….POOJA KE PAISE TO DETE JAO………

RAMDHAR: YE LO…… (GIVES HIM THE MONEY)…..MERA KAAM TO HO JAYEGA NAAA………..???????????????

CHAMCA 1: TUM FIKR MAT KARO……..GHAR JOU AOR CHADAR KHENC KE SO JAO………BABA SAB DEKH LENGE……..ALAKH NIRANJAN…!!!!!!!

(AFTER HE GOES……….)

CHAMCHA 2: BABA…….BAHUT PAISE JAMA HO GAYE……AB SUUM MEIN YAHAN SE NIKAL LETE HAIN…….AUR KISI DOOSRE GAON MEIN JAKE KISI AUR BHOLE KO LUTE HAIN………..

BABA: SAHEEE BOLA BACHAA……JAB MILE CHANDAN…….DIL HOVE GARDEN….GARDEN………………….ALAKH NIRANJAN……..!!!!!!

NARRATION:

MUNNA: AIALA…….CIRCUIT……KAISA MAMU BANAYA UN LOGON KO….HAHAHAH

CIRCUIT: AILA BHAI TU HAS RAHA HAI……..BHUL GAYA BAPU NE KYAA SIKHAYA THAA…….KISI KE DUKH KE PEECHE HASNA BUREE BAAT HAI
BHAI ABHEE APUN SUDHAR GAYE…….GANGHIVADI HO GAYE

ABHEE AAGE DEKHO……..





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SCENE 2: CLASS ROOM SCENE

(THIS IS A CLASSROOM SCENE……IT’S A SCIENCE PERIOD…….SUMIT, VINAY, JEEVAN, AND CHITRA…..ARE FOUR STUDENTS WHO HATE SCIENCE AND THE SCIENCE TEACHER…….THEY ARE THE TROUBLE CAUSERS…IN THE CLASS……..WHEN THEN PERIOD IS ON……LETS SEE WAT THEY DO TODAY....TEACHER HAS NOT YET ARRIVED….IT IS THE FIRST PERIOD)

SUMIT: ARRE VO SCIENCE KA SIR FISE AAKE PAKAEGAA

VINAY: KAUN VO FATSO…….VO TO HAI HE PAKAU…..CHOD NAA

JEEVAN: WELL PEOPLE IT IS NOT HIS FAULT……..SCIENCE SUBJECT HI AISA HAI…..KAL YE CHITRA BHE SCIENCE TEACHER BANGAYEE…….TO STUDENTS ISE BHEE NAHIN CHODENGEEEEE

CHITRA: OH PALEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ……..MAIN KUCH BHEE BAN JAONN SCIENCE TEACHER KABHEE NAHIN BANUNGEE

VINAY: CHALO……BAITH JAO……FATSO KE AANE KA WAQT HO GAYA

JEEVAN: NAHIN BAITHEGAA…….KYAA KAREGA VO

SUMIT: YA MAN HE CANNOT DO ANY THING…….FATU SIR

CHITRA: AE AE BAITH JAO AA GAYA…….

(SIR COMES IN…………)

SIR: GOOD MORNING STUDENTS…..!!!!!!!!

STUDENTS: (YONINGLEEE….) GUD GUD MORINING SIR

SIR: WAT IS THIS GOING ON……MY NAME IS NAIR……RAVI NAIR

JEEVAN: O JAMES BOND…….

SIR: STAND UP MR.JEEVAN….WAT DID U SAY………..

JEEVAN: NOTHING RELEVANT SIR

SIR: OK THEN GET OUT OF THE CLASS

JEEVAN: BUT WHY SIR……….??????????

SIR: SOMETHING RELEVANT JEEVAN

JEEVAN: WELL SIR IF YOU INSIST……..THANK U

SIR: HMMMMM…….MORON

SIR: OK NOW I WILL TAKE UR ATTENDENCE…..PAY ATTENTION PLEASE

SIR: ROLL.NO. 1

STUDENT: PRESENT

(THIS ATTENDENCE GOES ON STEADILY TILL ROLL NO 10)

SIR: ROLL NO 11

VINAY: PHYSICALLY PRESENT …….METALLY ABSENT

SIR: I LL SEE U LATER

SIR: ROLL NO 12

CHITRA: NO MORE SIR

SIR: WAT RUBBISH…….IS GOIN ON IN THE CLASS THESE DAYS……VINAY, JEEVAN, SUMIT, AND CHITRA……..I AM NOTICING THIS FROM A LONG TIME……U PEOPLE DO NOT CONCENTRATE IN YOUR STUDIES……GET IN TO TROUBLE IN CLASS……I WONT TOLERATE THIS ANY FURTHER……NEXT TIME U PEOPLE GET CAUGHT…….I LL DIRECTLY TAKE U TO THE PRINCIPAL….AND SHE WOUD SEE TO IT THAT U PEOPLE GET THE WORST OF PUNSIHMENT……….

CHITRA: OK SIR……..U WANT ME TO COME NOW……I LL COME…..LETS GO

SUMIT: YES SIR…..LETS GO NAA

SIR: LET ME COMPLETE MY CLASS

VINAY: …..WAT HAPND SIR……FAT GAYEEE

ALL IN CHORUS: WE HATE SCIENCE…..WE HATE U…..HAHAHAHAHA

SIR: BUT WHY DO U HATE ME…..WAT HAVE I DON’T TO U

SUMIT: SIR ITS NOT YOUR FAULT….SCIENCE SUBJECT HI AISA HAI
SIR: BUT THERE MUST BE SOME REASON……KUCH TO VAHAH HOGEE...SCIENCE ITNA INTRESTING SUBJECT HAI….AAJ DUNIYA SCIENCE KE PEECHE DAUD RAHEE HAI…….THERE IS SO MUCH DEVELOPMENT N THE WORLD BECAUSE OF SCIENCE……….

VINAY: VAJAH HAI SIR…..MANA KI SCIENCE EK BAHUT HI INTRESTING SUBJECT HAI….LEKIN KYAA HAME VAHEE SCIENCE SIKHAYA JATA HAI JO LATEST HAI………I DON’T THINK SO…….HAMKO TO VAHEE REPETED SIKHAYA JAATA HAI…..WE ARE FED UP SIR

CHITRA: VINAY IS RIGHT SIR……MANA KE SCIENCE NE BAHUT TARAKEE KAR LEE HAI……BUT IS IT USED IN A PROPER MANNER………

SUMIT: HAAN SIR…….TECHNOLOGY SE JYADDA TO LOG PAISA SCIENTIFIC WEAPONS BANANE MEIN KHARCH KAR DETE HAI……AUR NAAM DETE HAI SCIENCE KAA

JEEVAN: (COMES IN CLASS)…….ITNA HI NAHIN SCIENCE KA ASLI RANG TO SSC KE BAAD PATA CHALTA HAI………JAB ADMISSION MEIN LAKHO RUPYA…….DONATION DENA PADTA HAI……

VINAY: SIR……AGAR YAHEE SCIENCE HAI….TO NAHI CHAHIYE AISA SCIENCE…….JO INSAN SE USKI INSANIYAT HII CHEEN LAE

(END OF SCENE……..SIR HAS NO ANSWER TO THE STUDENTS’ QUESTIONS
SO HE JUST SITS IN THE CLASS WITH HANDS OVER HIS HEAD……)

NARRATION:

MUNNA: AILA CIRCUIT……DEKHA……VO MAMU SIR…..USKEE TO BOLTE HEE BAND HO GAYEE RE………SALA APUN KO VO ASTHANA JAISA DIHK RAYLA HAI RE……..

CIRCUIT: BHAI AAPKO BAAR BAAR BATANA PADEGA…..ABHEE APUN SUDHAR GAYE……….YA BAPU KO BULAU

MUNNA: AEA SHANKESHWAR……..U MERE KO DARA RAHA HAI KYAA

CIRCUIT: BHAI….. SHANKESHWAR NAHIN……CIRCUIT……BOLO...AUR APUN TUMKO DARA NAHIN RAHA HAI…….SIR BATA RAHA HAI

MUNAA: THEEK HAI……PAR ISME GALTEE KISKI HAI…..SIR KI YAA BACHOO KEEEE…….AUR SUN POORI FILM MEIN APUN KA ROLE KAB AAYEGA RE…….

CIRCUIT: BHAI TU TENSION MAT LE………AAGE DEKH

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SCENE 3: CHEMICAL INDUSTRIES IN VILLAGES

(THIS IS A VILAGE SCENE……A VILLAGE WHERE ALL CHEMICAL INDUSTRIES ARE SET UP…..ALL THE HEAVY CHEMICAL WASTE IS LEFT IN TO THE NEARBY WATER RESOURCES LIKE LAKES, PONDS. ETC……..CAUSING POLLUTION THEREBY…..BUT THE VILLAGERS ARE UNKNOWN OF THIS DANGER AS THE INDUSRTY OWNERS HAVE SEALED THEIR MOUTHS WITH MONEY…….THEY TAKE AS RENT FOR SETTING UP INDUSTRIES IN VILLAGES…….WELL THIS SCENE SHOWS A PERSON WASHING CATTLE, 2 LADIES……..1 WASHING UTENSILS AND OTHER WASHING CLOTHES…….OVER THERE SOME CHILDREN ALONG WITH RAM COME TO PLAY CRICKET……LETS SEE WAT HAPPENS THERE….)

RAM: AE SUJIT, CHANDAN, LAKHA, BHUVAN……CHALO MAIDAN MAIN AAVA……KIRKET…KHELENGE

ALL IN CHORUS: RAM……..BALLA AUR GEND LAYA HAI…..TO CHALU KAR
HUM LOG AVAT RAHEEEEE

RAM: JALDEE AVAA

(AFTER A WHILE THEY FIGHT FOR BATTING AS CHILDERN NORMALLY DO…NOW ITS DECIDED……..SUJIT IS BATTING….CHANDAN IS BOWLING….AND RAM AND BHUVAN ARE FIELDERS….…BATSMAN HITS THE SHOT….IT GOES IN TO THE BAUDI….RAM BEING THE FIELDER IS TOLD TO BRING THE BALL…..HE GOES IN TO THE BAUDI…….FINDS THE BALL AND THROWS IT TO BHUVAN……THEN HE DECIDES TO HAVE SOME WATER…….HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT THIS WATER IS POLLUTED…….IN HIS INNOCENCE HE DRINKS IT…FEW MINUTES AFTER HE COMES OUT….HE GETS A HEAVY HEADACHE…..AND FAINTS……HIS FRNDS BRING HIM TO HIS PARENTS……THIS IS THE SCENE AT HIS HOME……………………)

PHULVA: (RAM’S MOTHER) ARRE O RAM KE BAPU….KAHAN GAYE…..DEKHO TO RAM KO KA HUA HAI…..

GAJODHAR: (RAM’S FATHER---DRUNK)…….AREEE MUEE KAHE ITNA CHLLA RAHE HAI…..SHANTI SE PEEENE BHEE NAHIN DETEE…HAT..

PHULVA: ARRE KAISE BAAP HO TUM…..DEHKO TO SAHEE BETE KO KA HUA HAI…….BAITHE VO VAHEEN…..BOTAL LEKE

GAJODHAR: ARRE KA MUSIBAT HAI….BOL KA HUA…..APNA RAMU BHEE DARU PEENE LAGA KA….KE BEHOSH HO GAYA

PHULVA: BHAGWAN KE LIYE…..AISE BAT TO MAT KARO….AGAR KISI KA BHALA NAHIN KAR SAKTE TO KISI KA BURA BHEE MAT KARO…CHALO AB ISE DAKTAR BABU KE PAAS LE JAANA HOGA

GAJODHAR: KAUNAO JARURAT NAHIN DAKTAR KE PAAS LE JANE KEE…BAHUT PAISA LEGA VO………MERI DAARU KAHAN SE AAYEGII

PHULVA: DEKHO…….MUJE MAAF KARO……PAR MUJE ISE DAKTAR KE PAAS LE JAANE DO…….MAIN TUMSE BHEEK MANGTI HOON

GAJODHAR: HADDDD…..KUTIYA….DARU PIYE BINA RAAT KO NEEND KAISE AAYEGI……..HAT MAIN DARU LENE JAA RAHA HOON…HAT

PHULVA: MAIN TUMHE NAHIN JAANE DOONGI………

GAJODHAR: (ENACT THIS: WHEN SHE STOPS HIM….HE SLAPS HER AND GOES AWAY……END OF SCENE…….)

NARRATION: (EMOTIONAL ENDING)

MUNNA :( WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES) DEKHA TUNE CIRCUIT…..YE SAB KYAA HO RAHA HAI……….

CIRCUIT: BHAI TU RO RAHA HAI BHAI…..RO MAT BHAI….RO MAT

MUNNA: LOG SAMAJTE HAI KE MAIN BHAI HOON…PAR BHAI KE PAAS BHEE DIL HOTA HAI…JAB KOI MAA ROTEE HAI TO MUJE BAHUT BURA LAG RAHA HAI……..

CIRCUIT: BHAI TU POOCH RAHA HAI NA TERA IS FILM MEIN KYAA ROLE HAI…….MAIN BOLTA HOON TERA KYAA ROLE HAI…….YE SAB JO TUNE DEKHA NA BHAI…….SAB VIGYAN KE CHAMATKAR HAI.
PEHLE SCENE MEIN HAMNE DEKHA……VO ANDHSHRADHA…AAPNE DEKHA NAA…..KIS TARAH US BHALE MANAS KO US BABA NE LUTA…..AAJ SCIENCE NE ITNE TARAKEE KAR DEE HAI………KE EK OPERATION SE SAB THEEK HO JAATA HAI AUR AISE BABA LOG KI KOI ZAROORAT HI NAHIN…..PAR KYAA KARE NAA GAREEB LOG HAI ITNA PAISA KAHAN SE LAYE NAA….HAAN AGAR…..YE OPERATION KA BHAV THODA KAM HO JATA HAI TO IN LOGON KA BHALA HO SAKTA HAI…..AILA BHAI TU BHEE TO DOCTOR HAI………BHUL GAYA KYAA….TU HI KYON NAHIN YE BHALA KAAM SHURU KAR DETA……..BHAI TERE KO GARIBON KI DUA LAGEGI….AUR BHAI BAPU BHEE BAHUT KHUSH HOONGE

MUNNA: SAHEE BOLA CIRCUIT…….LEKIN VO STUDENT LOG

CIRCUIT: AREE VO MAMU LOG KA ROJ KA NATAK HOTA HAI….PAR BHAI VO LOG KA BHEE KOI GALTEE NAHIN NAA….HAR SAAL VAHEE PADHATE HAI…..BHAI….KOI BHEE BORE HO JAYEGA……BHAI TU BHUL GAYA KYAA TU BHEE TO PEHLI BAAR LECTURE MEIN BAITH KE BORE HO GAYLA THAA
APUN AISA NAHIN KARNA CHAHIYE……AUR BHAI AAJ KAL JAGAH JAHAH BOMB BLAST HOTA HAI…….USKA JIMMEDAR KAUN HAI….SCIENCE….LEKIN SCIENCE KI VAJAH SE HI TO GHAYAL HUA LOGON KI JAAN BACHTEE HAI NAA……..ISLIYE……SCIENCE KO AGAR SAHEE TARAH SE ISTAMAL KARO TO…….APNA UDAHAR HOGA NAHIN TO HUM SAB SUKHE HO JAYANGAE…….AUR VO DONATION……YE BAAT BHEE SACH HAI…….AAJ KAL SHIKSHA KE MANDIR NOTE BOOK SE SIKHANE KI JAGAH…….NOTE CHAPNE MEIN VISHWAS RAKHTE HAI….VIGYAN KO DHANDHA BANA DIYA HAI IN LOGON NE……..AISA NAHIN HONA CHAIYE BHAI……AAP BOLO TO VO PAPPU PAGER KO BOLKE….VO LOGON KO THEK KARA DENGE…….AISE KAAM MEIN GANGHIGIRI SE ZYADDA BHAIGIRI HI CHALTEE HAI

MUNNA: NAHIN RE…….MAIN KHUD JAAONGA…..AAKHIR HERO TO APUN HI HAI NA………

CIRCUIT: YE HUE NA BHAILOGO VALEE BAAT……..

MUNNA: ARRE LEKIN VO AAKHRI KAHANI…..USKA KYAA KARNE KA CIRCUIT…….MUJE VO BAHUT GUSSA AA RAHA …..

CIRCUIT: BHAI TU THANDA RAKH……DEKH……VO GALTE US BAAP KI NAHIN HAI…….GALTE TO YE SAFED POSH LOGON KI HAI….JO SUNDAR GAON MEIN FACTORY LAGA KE GAON KO BARBAAD KAR DETE HAI….YE LOG FACTORY LAGATE HAI……AUR FIR SARA KACHRA…..CHOD DETE HAI PAANI MEIN…… ISLIYE TO RAM KI TABIYAT KHARAB HO GAYEE NAA….

MUNNA: AUR VO USKA BAAP………..

CIRCUIT: BHAI……PAISA MILEGA TO FHUDKE GA NAHIN KYAA

MUNNA: PAR CIRCUIT ISKA KUCH TOD NAHIN HAI KYAA

CIRCUIT: TOD HAI BHAI…..FACTORY LAGANA HAI TO GAON ME MAT LAGAO…..BHAI GAON MEIN INLOGON KI MUFT KAA PANI MILTA HAI AUR GAON VALON KO BEVAKOOF BANANA BHEE BAUHT AASAN HOTA HAI NAA…….YE GOAN WALO KO SAMJANA CHAHIYE…..KI THODE SE PAISO KI KHATIR….KISI KO BHEE APNE JAMIN NAHIN BECHNI CHAHIYE…ISISE GAON MEIN PRADHSHAN KAM HOGA…….

MUNNA: PAR CIRCUIT…..AGAR FACTORY RAHGE TO PRADUSHAN TO HOGA HI NAA…….GAON MEIN NAHIN TO SHEHR MEN
CIRCUIT: BHAI AISA HAI TO YE FACTORY WALO KO ACHEE QUALITY KE RAWMATERIALS VAPARNE CHAHIYE…..ISSSE SABKA BHALA HOGA...SAMJA BHAI……

MUNNA: SAMAJ GAYA RE CIRCUIT…….VIGYAN KE JITNE FAYDE HAI UTNE NUKSAAN BHEE HAI……AGAR SEDHEE TARAH SE ISTAMAL KARO TO ASHIRWAD HAI…..AGAR TEDHEE TARAH SE ISTAMAL KARO TO SHRAP HAI…….HAN YAHEE MUNNA KA VIDHAN HAI…………..

MUNNA AND CIRCUIT (IN UNISON):

LAGAY RAHO VIGYAN KE ABHYAN MEIN